“Beer is a proof, GOD loves us and wants us to be HAPPY!”

By RelishQuotes on February 3, 2017

Best Happiness Quotes

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“Alcohol, what’s that? It’s not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.”

“Those who snore always fall asleep first.”

“If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.”

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”

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