“In Beer there is FREEDOM, in wine there is HEALTH, in Cognac there is POWER and in Water there is BACTERIA.”

By RelishQuotes on February 13, 2017

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“Always borrow money from a Pessimist. He won’t expect it BACK.”

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life, to be happy – it’s all that matters!”

“LOVE is that condition in which the HAPPINESS of another person is essential to your own.”

“The most important thing is to Enjoy Your Life – to be Happy – it’s all that matters.”

“For every minute you are ANGRY you lose sixty seconds of HAPPINESS.”

“A Smile is the universal welcome.”

“DON’T CRY because it’s over, SMILE because it happened.”

“A SUCCESSFUL MAN is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN is one who can find such a man.”

“Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY.”

“A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.”

“A lot of people are afraid of HEIGHTS. Not me, I’m afraid of Widths.”

“I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.”

“Alcohol, what’s that? It’s not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.”

“Those who snore always fall asleep first.”

“If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.”

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”

“I want to touch the heart of the world and make it smile.”

“No matter where you are, just Be Happy with your life & keep Smiling Always…”

“Come, let us have some tea and continue to talk about Happy Things.”

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