“Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers!” – Funny Quote

By RelishQuotes on February 11, 2017

Funny Quotes add humour to the day to day tedious life. Enjoy this Funny Quote and share it with your friends on social media to bring smile on their faces as well.

Keep Smiling!

“Always borrow money from a Pessimist. He won’t expect it BACK.”

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life, to be happy – it’s all that matters!”

“LOVE is that condition in which the HAPPINESS of another person is essential to your own.”

“The most important thing is to Enjoy Your Life – to be Happy – it’s all that matters.”

“For every minute you are ANGRY you lose sixty seconds of HAPPINESS.”

“A Smile is the universal welcome.”

“DON’T CRY because it’s over, SMILE because it happened.”

“A SUCCESSFUL MAN is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN is one who can find such a man.”

“Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY.”

“A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.”

“A lot of people are afraid of HEIGHTS. Not me, I’m afraid of Widths.”

“I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.”

“Alcohol, what’s that? It’s not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.”

“Those who snore always fall asleep first.”

“If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.”

“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”

“I want to touch the heart of the world and make it smile.”

“No matter where you are, just Be Happy with your life & keep Smiling Always…”

“Come, let us have some tea and continue to talk about Happy Things.”

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“Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers!” – Funny Quote

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