Quotes
“In Beer there is FREEDOM, in wine there is HEALTH, in Cognac there is POWER and in Water there is BACTERIA.”
“The FUTURE is shaped by your DREAMS, so stop wasting time and go to SLEEP!”
“Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers!” – Funny Quote
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“Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand FIRM.”
“Try not to become a man of SUCCESS, but rather try to become a man of VALUE.”
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”
“I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.”
“BRIDE : A woman with a fine prospect of HAPPINESS behind her.”
“A LEADER is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.”
“INNOVATION distinguishes between a leader and a follower.”
