Article Related to Tag - "Funny Quotes"
“A lot of people are afraid of HEIGHTS. Not me, I’m afraid of Widths.”
“I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.”
“Alcohol, what’s that? It’s not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.”
“Those who snore always fall asleep first.”
“If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
“Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.”
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
“Why don’t snails run? Because their eyes go wobbly.”
“In Beer there is FREEDOM, in wine there is HEALTH, in Cognac there is POWER and in Water there is BACTERIA.”
“The FUTURE is shaped by your DREAMS, so stop wasting time and go to SLEEP!”
